Just because we met online doesn’t mean we can’t make a meaningful connection. I’ll get us started:
I hate long walks on the beach because I hate sand and long-form walking. I like Pina Coladas, but nobody likes getting caught in the rain. That’s like saying, ‘I like showers but my favorite thing is when I didn’t know I was going to take one’. I'm definitely NOT a crazy cat lady. That said, I have five cats. I also have five onesies. Here's a picture of me in one.